I got a bad disease...
Okay - it's not me. It's DaltonGirl. She's got Candyassitis. I told her I'd let you all know. Keep her in your prayers. Also, she's a little delirious - don't believe a word she says about The Weather Troll.
posted by Natalie Gordon @ 9:30 PM
8 Comments:
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Your prayers are certainly appreciated. And there's no official diagnosis yet, so don't worry too much. I bet I'm gonna pull out of it.
Also, eaglecat, do your parents know you are reading this blog? Because I think it's PG-13 or something on account of all the swears Natgo does, so you might want to check with them.
Its okay eaglecat. Candyassitis is a medical term. It's not swearing. I know Natgo. Natgo is a friend of mine. Natgo would never swear . . . ever. . . although I do remember one time when someone cut her off on the freeway and, oh wait - that was my mother-in-law.
One of the main symptoms of candyassitis is denial. (My son is in medical school and I checked this out with him.) A twelve step program is likely the only hope - butt (with two T's) dark chocolate (70% or more) in frequent high doses can help one feel better. It doesn't change the degree of inflamation butt you don't really care anymore.
Candyassitis, eh? That's rough, Nat. Power through!
"Natgo would never swear...ever..." *snort*
Oh. Did I snicker out loud?
My bad - I hadn't read DaltonGirl's post that triggered all this. However, since I am in Technical Support Purgatory (“please continue to hold, your call is very important to us” – yeah obviously not so important as to adequately staff your tech support phone bank), I got to fussing around online.
Anyone remember the sketch on Saturday Night Live that had Nichole Kidman and one of the SNL regulars called the Hyper-Hypo? Good thing they didn’t give DG anything but the sticker while she was at the Doc’s.
I shan’t tell my wife – the nurse – about DG’s misguided attempt to discourage “emmunizations”. She has had enough to deal with lately.
AND NatGo demonstrated remarkable discipline in her second blog to DG’s trauma when she said “why in the H do people think it's okay to hit other people during casual conversation?” See!!!!! NatGo would NEVER, EVER swear, EVER . . . Nat – I got your back and we can deny almost anything.
But she did kick me once at church - in my butt - and she was NOT wearing pants or a longer sort of dress . . . .
I am glad you've got my back. BTW, what are you implying about that time I kicked your butt - did I flash everyone, too? How could you tell if I was behind you kicking your butt? And, plus, you totally deserved it.
I did not intend to suggest you flashed anyone . . . just wanted the imagery of the event to be accurate.
And to quote from you “why in the H do people think it's okay to hit other people during casual conversation?” I guess kicking is different from hitting.
You are on a very slippery slope here. You had better be careful, because I have been known to kick people. Not in casual conversation, mind you, but only when it is well deserved. Like when someone hits me with their scriptures (and what kind of human being uses their scriptures as a weapon. Really. The depravity of some people). Or when someone accuses me of kicking people in casual conversation. THAT is when I start my kicking. Hypothetically, of course.
Did I mention I will be wearing my boots this Sunday? Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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